"I was looking out of my window at the moment it happened. I heard a loud crackling sound. When I looked up I saw the monument moving and I felt my building swaying. My hat almost fell off of my head. I never take it off. And, I always stand here in my window. It's boring most of the time."
Okay... You thought I meant Rap Rap didn't you? This is so much better and will help you out in a pinch.