Thursday, August 21, 2008

Ronald McDonald kidnapped

Ronald was found unharmed. I am sure the police are on the heels of the nappers. Ronald was qouted as saying, "I'm just happy to get back to serving the little kids burgers and fries."

local police were stunned at how resilient he was.

Ronald also went on to say that he now offers apples fries with his Happy Meal, for all of the health concious kids.

Parents looking on were also impressed with his dedication to his work. Ronald was back at home before the lunch rush.

Meditate Day and Night

  How blessed is the man who does not walk in the counsel of the wicked, Nor stand in the path of sinners, Nor sit in the seat of scoff...