I really think I'm going to pass on new the Twinkie thing.
As a kid I can remember chomping down a pack or two a day. I wasn't hooked I could quit any time I wanted too. Seriously Twinkies had no expiration dates. Now they are supposed to have a longer shelf life. That really tells you that something is definitely wrong. Do you know of anything (food) with a longer shelf life? I'm sure the vacuum packed plastic that they come in must have a special protective coating on it. If interested they supposed to debut on the 15th of this month. Well good luck with that.